All I Wanted Was A Cup of Fucking Coffee For Christmas

GREAT JOB DAD, I TURNED OUT AWESOME

DAD, THANKS FOR NOT SHOOTING BLANKS

YOU ARE SO HARD TO BUY FOR

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That's What I Do. I Drink and I Know Things

Don't Be A Salty Bitch

Sometimes I Just Have To Let God Fix It, Cus if I Fix It, …

I Haven't Had Enough Coffee For This

Thanks Mom, I Turned Out Awesome

Mom Your'e Killing it.

Worlds Best Mom